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12/13/2018

7 British Festivals That Are the Most Outlandish and Wondrous.


 British Festivals

Every country in the word has its own festivals, traditions and rituals that distinguish it from others. You will find in each country different festivals from the rest of other countries and in many of them people are practicing rituals that will surprise you from their weirdness. United Kingdom(UK) is one of these countries which isn`t only famous for all kinds of tea, crumps and royal wedding, but also famous for its wonderful festivals. So, if you have the opportunity to travel to UK and known its culture, don`t forget to see and enjoy the wonderful and even the strange festivals. These festivals are conceder one of the most popular traditions that has maintained for many years longer. Here are 7 of the strangest and the most enjoyable festivals take place annually in UK.


1.  Summer Solstice at Stonehenge.


Summer Solstice at Stonehenge


Every year, thousands of British gather at the Stonehenge mountain to watch the summer solar solstice and to follow the rise of the sun over the stone mountain. As the sun rises, it aligns perfectly with an ancient stone to draw a beautiful natural palette.  This stone- mountain dates back to the post- history and composed of huge stones that casts the sun`s light on the revelers. These revelers perform their own rituals and others sing songs, knock drums at the rise of the sun.

2. The Tar Barrels of Ottery St. Marry.


The Tar Barrels of Ottery St. Marry


On the 5th of November from every year the festival of “Tar Barrels” takes place in Ottery village St. Marry Devon west of England. Where the people in this village race in the streets carrying on them shoulders flaming tar barrels.
The participants in this ceremony are passing with their burning barrel from one to the other amid the crowd of thousands until the barrel is completely burned. While on the side stand others carrying pips with black gunpowder set on fire to made a loud noise and produce flames and light to suit with the nature of this event. It`s not known exactly how this dangerous tradition originated for the first time, but it`s likely that it dates back to antiquity.  There was an old habit of burning barrels filled with tar and passing to pubs or public shops to avoid diseases and drive out evil spirits through smoke and stifling smells caused by burning tar barrels.


3. Whittlesea Straw Bear Festival.


Straw Bear Festival


“Straw Bear” is an ancient and common tradition in some areas of England which takes place on 7th January every year, especially in the city of Whittlesea west of the country.  A man or boy covers himself from head to toe in straw and he looks like a straw bear. Then he wonders around the city moving from one house to another and perform activities such as dancing or some shows. As a reward to him, the residents of the city who meet him in the streets or go out from their homes give him money and food. At the end of this celebration the straw bears are burned and another one will made later to celebrate in the next year.


4. Egg Throwing World Championship.


Egg Throwing World Championship


The legend of the eggs throw festival dated back to the 14th century in the English village of Swaton and then developed to became a championship for throwing eggs. The story of this festival began in 1233 when Swaton`s abbot doled out egged to his parishioners encouraging them to attend church. After a while the river flooded the place around the church and the head of the church prevented the inhabitants from attending to the church. So, the monks threw an egg over the river for everyone came to the church and in that moment the tradition was began. In 2005, the world Egg throwing championship took place for the first time in Swaton. Moreover, the term of the contest is to teams are compete by throwing and catching an Egg over a great and great distance without breaking it. Additional event accrues called “Russians Egg Roulette” that involves two competitors choosing 6eggs. Then smashing them against their forehead one by one, five from the six eggs are hard-boiled and the one is raw. The first competitor to find the raw egg loses and ends up an egg on his forehead.


5. Burning the Clocks.

Burning the Clocks


Burning the clocks festival is a unique event that brings the whole city of Brighton to celebrate the shortest day of the year. In which the local residents make their own paper lanterns and move them to the Brighton beach for burin. This performs symbol as the end of the year. People find that burning the clock is a lively celebration of a year turning and begins new starting.

6. Abbost Bromley Horn Dance.


Abbost Bromley Horn Dance


It is one of the oldest and the weirdest traditions that still practiced in UK. This dance dates back to 1226when 6 men wore reindeer antlers. They were tow musicians, a man dressed up as a woman, an archer and the last one was a fool who hits anyone closes to him. The reason for this tradition is still mysterious, but it`s likely this dance was related to the opining of the fishing season or associated to ancient rites of fertility.


7. Matdon Mud Race.


Matdon Mud Race


The matdon mud race is an annual race held since 1973 on banks of the Blackwater river in the British city of Matdon. This event began when the Landlord of the local pub was challenged to serve a meal on the riverbank dressed in dinner jackets. The race can only hold at low tide when the water is low enough to form mud and allow the participants to run safely through the mud to the opposites bank of the river and back again while they are drinking beer.   




   


5 Types of People You Absolutely Avoid Trust on Them


People


Be  aware  that not everyone deserves to be present in your life, you have to take your time to know all types of people in to your surrounding that you shouldn`t trust. Your family will always be your family but, your friends won`t always be your friends. Once you have to make the decisions about whom you are going to trust and walk with on your path. These decisions should be made wisely that benefit your life. In fact, never trusting of some people and getting them out of your life is an important skill have to learn. You may deal with a lot of people in good faith and think that they love you and then you discover that they are referred to be as “fake”. Also, they don`t want you better than them and talk badly about you behind your back. Moreover, their continued presence in your life will bring troubles. Here are 5 types of these people that you shouldn`t trust them and getting them out of your life if it`s necessary.

1. The Gossiper.


The Gossiper


A gossiper is a person who talk idly, especially about the private affairs of others. No secrets can be safe with him /her. People don`t like to be close or related to his/her personality.

Key traits:

Spreading imitate or private rumors or facts about friends.
Constantly seeks for people`s information about major life events and enjoy spilling it to others.

How to Deal:

Illustrating to him/her that you are accepting everybody on their different personalities and their outward appearance.
Avoid the conversations where him/her takes badly about others.
Facing the gossiper directly and ask to change the topic.


2. The Contingently Happy Friend.

Happy



This type of personality be happy when they see you in trouble or when you are concerned.

Key traits:

  • This person won’t be a source of your strength when you are in need.
  • They will only enjoy hearing about your problems and how badly your life will be.
  • They doesn`t want success for you because they suffer from lose-confidence in themselves and seek to strength confidence of themselves.   
  • Won’t support you when you do something new.


How to deal:

Don`t take this personally and try to ignore all their behaviors. At the same time, try to help them to overcome their loss of self-confidence. Don`t talk about your accomplishments, your work and even your ups and downs in front of them.


3. The Judgmental Friend.


Judgmental


The judgment friends don`t want to help you by their judges.  They just want to send their negative judgments out into your life.
Key traits:

  • The judgment friends make your life worst and go on about your day.
  • Don`t happy for you because they maybe aren`t happy in their lives.
  • Judge on you all the time and even they don`t realize that they do it but, they`ve just doing it for so long that they don`t know other way to live.

How to Deal:
At first, you must be fully aware that their criticism or speech that directed at you is a just personal opinions of an individual that isn`t necessarily true. Avoid them off and not pay attention to their criticisms and ridicules. just walk away from them.


4. The social Climber.


Climber


Most of us meet and deal with this kind of person who does anything to reach what he wants. Also, doesn`t leave any opportunity to exploit it for his benefits.

Key traits:


  • This person works to achieve his goals and needs by various of ways that are illegal and far from values and principles.
  • For his goal he exploits his relationship with others to reach to he wants, considering that his behavior a smart practice. 
  • He appears in many faces he looks like chameleon for example you can see him cry and rest when he feels threatened whereas he feels superior he turns into an aggressive and cruel person.



How to deal: 

Be careful from him and don`t trust him. Try to avoid talking about your work, your points of strength and weakness in front of him because he will exploit them to his advantage without you even realize him. Don`t allow him to break down your boundaries.


5. The Over- Promiser.


Promiser



  • Doesn`t have the things to serve to you and even don`t have the space in his live so it makes it difficult to be a real friend that can trust. 
  • If you looking for his personality in deeper you will find that this person is carrying  an excess emotions to promise you many things  but , doesn't deliver them.


How to Deal:

Firstly don`t  request and expect a lot from him. Give this person space to express  want . never share anything emotionally voluble with him. Stop feeling him that you are being the only victim of an unbalanced friendship.

After reading this article I am sure that you will be a careful  when chosen your friends because word "friend " means someone  who trust you and you trust him. Someone who shares you everything in your life and be happy when you are happy  and feel sad when you sad.  I hope that everyone has  real friends  that support you and  be your strengths in this life.
 


11/27/2018

10 Fascinating Things That Make Butterflies Helpful






Butterflies are considered from the insect’s family that are beneficial to the environments.  Butterfly is one of the most popular type of insects distinguishable   by its captivating beauty. This beauty shown in its beautiful colors wings.  These wonderful wings have a lot of benefit things performing to the environment. Here are 10 reasons for why butterflies are more available to us added to their beauty appearance.

1-Pollinating Flowers.


Pollinating Flowers

While bees are better of pollinating, butterflies can perform this task too. Butterflies are less efficient than bees at moving pollen between plants because they have to balance on their long thin legs and don`t have the ability to pick up much pollen on their bodies. On the other hand, butterflies are very active during the day and visit a variety of wildflowers and it can fly much further distances than bees. Also, have a superior perception of colors that enable them to see the color red and enable them to pollinate flowers when they are open during daytime.

2-Keep Ecosystem Health.


Keep Ecosystem Health

Butterflies can tell us a lot about how healthy is the ecosystem. Plenty numbers of butterflies implies the health of an ecosystem. Butterflies play a dual role in the food pyramid chain of wildlife. They behave both as prey to many birds or bits and frogs and as predators eating slices of banana, orange and plants. Also, they react extremely faster to any changes in the environment and consider as a good indicator and providing an early chemical and physical warning in the wildlife.


3-Helping Scientists to Monitor Climate Change.


Helping Scientists to Monitor Climate Change

Butterflies are particularly sensitive to climate inconstancies. Scientists who are interested in monitoring the temperatures use butterflies as methods of observing the climate changes. By the effect of climate on their number, place for laying their eggs and the evolvement of their larvae. According to studies many numbers of butterflies has shifted from their sites in e increased temperatures.

4-Boosting Tourism.


Boosting Tourism

The beauty of butterflies attracts many tourists around the world to see and enjoy of their beautiful colors. This might reflect positively on tourism and thus increasing the economy in the reigns where they are located e.g. the valley of the butterflies in Rhodes and Monarch roost in Mexico.

5-Providing Antibiotics.


Providing Antibiotics

As we all know antibiotics are very important to eliminate various kind of bacteria that cause our body. Most of people don`t realize that several kind of butterflies provide us with these antibiotics. Each type of butterflies produces its own chemical ingredient to attract male, protect their selves from any predators and get food.  A study in UK prove that some species of meadow brown butterfly possess a powerful bactericidal activity against gram-positive bacteria. The discovery of this bactericidal could led to develop new antimicrobials that can save many people.
6-Keeping Insects Under a Control.
One of the most important benefits of having butterflies in your garden isn`t only its beauty, which gives the garden beautiful colors but help to get rid of harmful insects. We usually think that butterflies eat only plants and fruits such as watermelon, bananas and oranges and others. While there is a certain type of harvester butterflies that eat small unwanted insects and aphids that exist on plants. These unwanted insects formed a real frustration to many gardeners because they feed off the sap of plants, causing them to grow in distorted ways. Also, aphids separate viruses from plants to fruits and vegetables. These harvester butterfly can be recognized by its orang, black and white wings.

7-Removing Waste from The Environment.


Removing Waste from The Environment

Some kind of adults butterflies help to keep the environment clean by eliminating unwanted detritus and wastes. The purple Indian Emperor is a type of butterflies founded in the south of England eat animal`s flash after their decomposition and dungs instate of plants.

8-Inspiring Artists.


Inspiring Artists

Butterflies were a source of inspiration for many artists over years, beginning in 1350 B.C. since the pharaoh`s region. The tomb of Nab Amun was characterized by bright decoration with many plain tiger butterflies. As well as the Surrealist painter Salvador Dali was fascinated by butterflies in his well-known painting “Landscape with butterflies”. During the history butterflies were also founded in Renaissance art such as painting titled Jupiter Painting Butterflies by the Italian Artist Doss Dossi. Moving on the resent history, the conceptual artist Damien Hirst explored one of the most incredible art piece which featured butterfly’s pupae hatching on canvasses called “I Am Become Death”.

9-Helping to Bring About Technological.


Helping to Bring About Technological

Butterflies play a major role in the development of modern technologies. Experts at the Institution of technology in Germany have studied butterfly`s wings from the kind of glass butterflies, whose wings include translucent areas that reflect light.  Experts have tried to take an advantages of this discovery and apply this concept in improving the paint used in screens pf portable electronic devise.

10 – Preserving over Mental Health.



The butterfly has a great impact in the health of our environment and play a good role for our mental health. British naturalist David Attenborough has emphasized the beneficial effect of watching butterfly in   helping the mind to relax, as well as escape stress, anxiety and depression.

11/11/2018

7 Amazing Bedtime of The Most Successful People

People

Many people are obsessed by success and try to reach it in their life, careers, relationships and their business. They love to follow every single habit of successful people`s life, to read successful stories. Also, definitely love to learn the tricks of success so they can become more successful.
Successful people have been asked about their successful life and what their daily routines? And how can they balance their life?
They have been also asked for their bedtime habits. Here are 9 habits of successful people before going to bed:

1-    Reading.

Reading

“Reading is key feature in the life of every single successful person I have ever met”.
Behavioral experts have been discovered the one thing that successful people seem to have in common is a passion and dedication of reading. These people include Bill Gates, Barack Obama, Oprah Winfrey and others who consider reading as non-negotiable activity.

2-    Having an “unwinding” ritual.

unwinding

Most successful people don`t work before going to bed. They care of their healthy, their bedtime and to getup energetically. But, there is always exemption to this rule such “workaholics” may continue their work into the late hour of nights. However, unwinding and getting rests before going to bed is a habit of many successful people.

3-    Doing something nostalgic.

nostalgic

Nostalgia is the closest way to allow your memories and feeling to travel over your lovely past. Successful people like to do things that they used to do such as listen to old music, look at old photos, call old friends and meditate.  Also, being successful means to be smart and recognize when you need a mental bread and do things to relax your mind and body.

4-    Daydreaming.


Some people look at daydreaming as waste of time and things will never occur. Whereas successful people consider daydreaming is an important step when it comes to success. Those include artists, innovators, painters and other creative people who know dreams are the only way to find true fulfillment in a life. Also, successful people daydream in order to relax and get inspirations or make their goals in front their eyes.

5-    Planning for the next day.

Planning for the next day

Successful people spend their time thinking about their goals and ideas, planning them before they do. And even make clarity details of their day on what they should be working on for next day. Planning and strategies consider as the major way to have a clear vision of the next day`s activities which help them to be focused and less stressed.

6-    Unplugging for everything.

Unplugging for everything

Using electronic devises in bedtime keep your brain on poison and can make your sleeping worst. The best way for relaxing your mind and getting a good night`s sleep is turn off all the digital devices such as computer, tablet, television, smart phone and iPad.
“The light from the screens and the stimulation of watching them literally keep your brain in ‘on’ poison”.

7-    Prioritizing family.

Prioritizing family

The balance between the practical and personal life is one of the qualities of successful people. It’s sometimes very hard to find time to spend with people they love. Successful people respect and put their family first. They spend more time with their family, children and relatives. They feel that spending quality time with family improves their mood and reduces stress.  

7 Important Things That Happy People Never Do


 7 Important Things That Happy People Never Do 
Happy People

people always keep looking for happiness in their life. Whether they are looking at it in tactual things or by intangible resources such as beautiful moments, inner pace or even true love. Many quotes and articles have been written about happiness and how can you do to boost it, because it considers as the most important things that everybody in this world want to reaches it.
“Happiness is a journey, not a destination”. Actually most of you read or may heard this quote in anywhere, but how many of you have really got its meaning and discover the joy of happiness.

What about things you simply stop doing in order to be happiness?

simply stop

Sometimes being happy is just a matter of letting out of bad habits and through modes that are weighing you down. Here are 7 things you should know that happy people never do.

1   1-  Worry about what other people think of them.

Worry

People Speech’ has become knot and obsession in the societies so, most people seek to please others by doing things that they don`t want. If you care about other`s speech, you`ll lose the confidence of yourself, be less satisfied and always be unhappy. “The happiness is a choice you can chose to be happy “.
 Happy people understand this quote very well they free their life from other people`s expectations .

2-Focus on negatives in other people.

negatives in other people

Nobody is perfect, there are positive and negative things in each person. Many people spend their time looking for the faults and the weakness of others rather than ignoring them. Happy people see the good in everything and people`s strengths instead of their weakness because the happiness of life depends on your thought of things.

3-    Compare their lives to others.


“Comparison is the thief of joy”.
When you keep comparing yourself, achievements, relationships and possessions to other people the last thing that you will realize is being depressed and not satisfy of yourself.  Every person in this world is unique and has own ability, talents and wants. Happy people concentrate on improving their selves and being grateful for the wonderful gifts in their own life instead of comparisons.

4-    Don`t Allow themselves to stay stuck in the past.

the past

Focusing too much on the past can make lose sight of your present life and a way to become un happy. Happy people may turn back to the pages of memory to learn from things that have happened in the past. They are careful not to spend too much time ruminating on what was. They know that the present is much more important than the past.

5-    Don`t Forget to be thankful for what they have.

 thankful

The world ‘Thank’ is one of the quickest ways to access lasting happiness. Be thankful means to have a good feeling towards someone that has helped you or given you something. Happy people find the happiness in the simple things they own and be thankful for their possession.

6-    Don`t try to manipulate or change other people.

manipulate

People who are controlled and dominate in everything around them feel frustrated, discourage and they are un happy. Happy people focus on their happiness and they know that the best thing to do is stop out of controlling things and use their energy in positive ways.

7-    Take responsibility for their mistakes.

In our community there is a thought that mistakes are something negative. People belief that the more mistakes you do, the less happiness you get.  It`s easy to make mistake but can be difficult to people to admit it. Conversely, happy people take the responsibility of their mistakes, try to solve them and understand that mistakes are opportunities to lean a lot and grow your personality. 

10/23/2018

7 Signs About What It Feels Like To Fall in Love




Falling in love may one of the greatest feelings ever. There is an actual chemical process that happens to a person who is falling in love. All of the senses have a greater intensity. Colors seem brighter, sounds more resonant and smells more powerful when you are in love. When you are with your lover there is no greater feeling in the world, and when you're not you spend all your time thinking of each other. Falling in love is truly an awesome feeling. Men and women have different ways to express their feelings to each other. Women say what always feel to their partner.  However, men find it difficult to express their sensations and hard to say “I love you”. Many men think that they don`t need to tell their loved one “I love you” they just believe that these words aren’t the only evidence of their love. They only believe that the actions can show you how much more love than any words could ever heard and also the love is in what to do, not always in what to say. Moreover, men show their love for women more in actions rather than words because it makes them less languid and to avoid the rejection for how they feel about them. Love dosen't need to be perfect ,it just to be true in your feelings to your loved one. So before you hurrying up and judging that he doesn`t love you, be attentio to the details of your relationship with him.
If your man avoid to say “I love you” don`t worry here are 7 things he does who are really love you:

1-He isn`t afraid to make sacrifices for you

Making sacrifice is a way to express your love and telling without words to your lover that you care about her and she is very important for you. When a man falls deeply in love, it`s easier for him making sacrifices and does everything that makes you happy, shows you how much he loves you. Also, he may sacrifice his happiness, his time, his habits and traditions and even his relationships with people just to know that he wants you to stay in his life forever.  If a man can make sacrifices for your happiness, that is a way he is saying “I love you” without actually saying it. 

2-He is listens to you

Women are usually love to take about their selves especially the things that make them ups and downs. So, having a man sits beside you and listens carefully to whatever you say and not just listening only, but also interacts with your talking and offering shoulder to cry on it is blessing to you.  He wants to show you that you are important to him, he is with you and interests listening to you. It doesn`t matter what you are talking about he just will be a good listener to you.  This is also a way he is saying “I love you”.

3-He shows his vulnerability

When it comes to the feelings most of men find it hard to show their vulnerability and their sadness. But a man who really loves you won`t be afraid to show you his soft side and his weakness because he trusts you and feels convenience when he is talking with you.

4-He loves how you are look on your worst days

Falls in love can change everything inside you such as your feelings, your thoughts, your ideas and your sight to that person who steals your heart. No matter how looks your hair is totally messy, your cloths not suitable to you, your bad style and even if your face without makeup, he will always find you pretty all the time because he loves your soul not your shape. So when he keeps looking at you and tells you that you are beautiful while you feel like a mess, that`s a way to expressing his love to you. 


5-He is proud of you.

A man whose smitten with you will always bragging about you and proud to have you in his life. Also, he is proud of your achievements, your energy, your beauty and your thoughts. He doesn`t be afraid or shy to show how proud he is of you whether you are a great mother, a hard worker, fascinating wife or a spirant person. Because he knows how hard you try and do to build your own successes in your career and in your life. It`s another way of saying “I love you”.

6-He sticks for you

Sticks up for you is one of the obvious and very important signs that shows he loves you and doesn`t want to go away from you. He stands up for you and tries to protect you from any attacker in anyway. He feels jealousy of you from anyone trying to get close to you. A man likes to avoid conflicts and controversy as much as possible, but if defends you that`s a big and absolutely his way to saying “I love you”.

7   7-He treats your family and your friends with respect

The successful relationship is built on the respect between you and your loved one.
A man who loves you know that respect is the most important things at any relationship so, he considers your family as his family. He respects them, feels familiar with them, takes care about them as well and helps them in their problems. He also respects your friends and treats them gracefully. Whether if he likes them or not and he keeps his opinions to himself. making a good relationship with them is definitely his way to saying “I love you”.

10/22/2018

5 Signs To Know Is Your Deceased Loved One Reaching You



When you lose someone you loved.Your heart misses  them . You cry , feel alone and empty . You have no idea what to do anymore and how to move on your life without them. No matter how far you feel. It is said that when you hold strong sensation and physical bond with someone who was died that makes it easier to communicate with this person in spirit form. Sometimes your loved ones who have passed away would try to connect with you after their death. There are several reasons behind why your loved  ones try to connect with you from  the “other side”they  are reach out to you  and even give signs that you can`t get in and understand. Although, there is no clarity explained  the experience you have that seems to be connected with your deceased loved ones.  communication can be experienced as an out of body while you are asleep, awake or meditating. It happens anywhere and anytime. A deceased loved one may come with  a significant message or  a sign that lets you know they`re fine and you aren’t alone.
People want to feel comfortable when they know that the spirits of their loved ones still with them even after their death.Here are 5 signs from them:

1-Appeare in your dreams





Having dreams of your loved one are normal, since you have many memories of them.
Dreams are the easiest way that your deceased loved ones communicate with you. People are more receptive to message while they are dreaming. These dreams that are true visitation will be alive, peaceful and detailed. Be attention to what they mean, they may have tried to deliver messages to you.

2-Feel presence near you


Feel presence near you

Do you feel a presence near you, but don`t see anyone around you?
Sometimes you get these string feeling that you`re not alone anymore, something that you can`t readily describe it. It`s type of visit you get inside telling you that your deported loved ones are beside you. Also, you might feel the presence of loved one holding your hand or embracing you with kiss and huge.
It`s kind of reassurance and convenience sign that your deceased loved ones are still being loved you.

3- Unexplainable phenomenon


Unexplainable phenomenon

In some cases, your deceased loved ones let you know they are here surround you by strange electrical activity. For example, when objects move on its own while no one is near. Also, moved the objects again after you have placed back and animals behaving strangely. Using electricity to grab attention is one of signs that your deceased loved ones try to communicate with you whatever way they can. such as flickering lights or appliances that switch on and off and the phone ringing. They are making their presence by getting your attention to these strange activities.

4- Hidding or appearing objects



Hiding and appearing things in unusual places might not be random. This phenomenon accurses by the spirits of your deceased loved ones. They are suddenly disappeared and re-appear the objects. Usually they appear coins or any type of currency to make you feel happy and they are around you.

 5- You smell them


You smell them

The scents are one of the strongest signs you can realize that your deceased loved ones are nearby. The way of someone smells is often powerful connection to them. Such as flowers, perfumes, cigarettes smoke and any other odors related to them. For example, if you smell cigar smoke or smell perfume and no one smokes around you expect that it`s message being send directly to you from your deceased loved ones.